I came up with a list of my own. I haven't tried all of these yet, but I certainly have given myself a few ideas.
- Own ten pairs of shoes for every one of his. Get offended if he dares suggest to get rid of some.
- Own five bathroom/beauty products for every one of his. Claim you need them all out on the counter because you use them all every day.
- Get mad when he moves your things or puts them where they don't belong.
- When something's wrong, tell him it's nothing and you're fine. Get mad when he doesn't respond or react the way you want.
- Whine. (Ok, I've tried using this to get my way, but Man Friend never falls for it. He says it's "cute.")
- Crank 90s pop music when you're driving and make him listen to it because it's YOUR car.
- Hide the remote while watching shows on Bravo, TLC or the Food Network.
- Gossip to him and expect him to contribute. Get mad when he doesn't.
- "Borrow" all his comfy clothes. Play stupid when he asks for them back.
- Make him choose things to do together and get mad if he chooses the wrong activity.
- Get mad when he "doesn't have" an opinion on things like weddings or fashion.
- Ask what's happening throughout an entire movie.
- Take over the entire bed, covers and/or pillows
- Take forever to get ready.
More to come, I'm sure.